- Hey player! Wanna know about me, eh? Well, I'm from Praetoria, fought about every Emperor-fucking-damned thing in this galaxy, and after I got kidnapped by the Deadpool Corps to cameo in the movie, I got shoved onto Space China--er, Cathay! I ended up becoming Field Marshal Falkenhausen's right hand man (and Prioress Celine's sweetheart-she won't admit it yet though) right when Tekarn decided to stick a katana into this fine world! You know me, I'm a hero at heart and after a generous amount of Thrones, I decided to help! Also helps I'm practically unkillable, cause these here Kriegers think I'm crazy! Good thing they don't know all about the shovel memes... - Accompanying me is my good buddy, Logan! He's a Space Marine, but still short! Got a vendetta out on the Samurai pricks who killed his sweetheart, and I've offered to help him-- - Wade, stop talking to yourself, damnit! - Hey, you're the one who spawns on me all the time, ya smelly Squat! - I'm a Commander unit, just not THE Commander unit, and I'm obviously not in a tank. - I come with abilities galore! I throw grenades, eat chimichangas for extra HP, and I boost myself with MAXIMUM EFFORT! - I slice, I dice, I shoot anything fleshy (or daemonic)! I can even one tap them with my Stub Revolver if the gacha is favourable to you! Nothing can withstand me! Oh, except tanks. I can't just stab them with a katana, y'know.